I went to Pizza Hut last night to pick up a salad, and while I was there, I thought I’d splurge and get some garlic bread with cheese too.
Me: “Hi, I’d like a large salad and some cheese garlic bread too.”
Pizza Hut dweeb: “Uh, we don’t have that.”
Me: “You don’t have what?”
Pizza Hut dweeb: “We don’t have cheese garlic bread.”
Me: “What? You guys have had cheese garlic bread as long as I can remember.”
Pizza Hut dweeb: “Well, we don’t have it. We have Bread Sticks, Cheese Sticks, and Garlic Bread.”
I was a little taken aback at this point. Um, they have Garlic Bread, and they have cheese, but they don’t make cheese garlic bread anymore?? I must have been looking panicked at this point, because I glanced over at one of the other cashiers and she looked me in the eye and nodded. It was as is she was saying, “yes we do have cheese garlic bread, and yes, the guy you are currently talking to is a moron.”
This made me feel a little better. I started to ask the Pizza Hut dweeb if they could make me some regular garlic bread and throw some cheese on it when the neighboring cashier spoke up and saved the day.
Lady cashier hero: “Hey (Pizza Hut dweeb), we still sell cheese garlic bread.”
Pizza Hut dweeb: “Oh, ok.”
Now comes my favorite part of the story.
He looked at me and said, “Oh yeah, that’s right I just ate some for dinner an hour ago. I forgot what it was called.”
They actually let this guy handle money.
you should have asked him for a veggie lovers pizza with peperoni and sausage and watched his head explode
So … is it okay if I come to work high, but not get high at work?
I think I may be employed with some of his relatives! =)