Being a gentleman, I offered a hand to my wife as she was standing up from sitting cross-legged on the floor.
As I pulled her up, a slight groan escaped my lips. The “uggh” sound seemed to echo through the room; I knew I was in trouble. My wife is not a big person and it’s not like helping her required any effort at all, so why I made the sound is beyond me.
It only took a second to go from gentleman to babbly idiot - explaining that I didn’t really mean anything by the sound effect. After several futile minutes of explanation, I swear I saw the corner of her mouth curl into a smile.
Grrr.
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