I’ve heard almost every excuse why someone can’t come to work, but today I heard a new one.
Employee X: “Keith, I won’t be able to make it into work today.”
Keith: “Oh, why?”
Employee X: “I’m at the hospital. My boyfriend is about to go into surgery.”
Keith: “Is he Ok?”
Employee X: “He cut off his hand.”
ummm… ouch.
Good reason!! It would be hard to fake that one! =)
Did the guy cut his hand off after glueing it to his keyboard???? That’s some good glue.