I’m pretty sure my new neighbors are vampires.
I know that’s a hefty accusation, but I’ve got good reasons! First of all, they moved in about a month ago at 11 o’clock AT NIGHT. A classic vampire move.
Once they were moved in, they pulled down every blind in the house. Sure, that’s not really so odd, after all, it was after midnight once they finished unloading their truck. What’s odd is they have NEVER raised the blinds again and it’s been OVER A MONTH!
If that isn’t enough, I’ve still only seen them twice and both times were after sundown. They also made several comments about keeping strange hours because of their jobs. I guess if your job involves hunting down fresh human blood every night you would keep strange hours.
Come to think of it, they looked a little pale too and I’m pretty sure that I didn’t see any mirrors in their moving truck either.
All obvious signs that you’re living next to the undead. I think it’s time to invest in turtle necks and garlic.
Yeah … had to put a cross on the roof, made sure there was a cross on every window and had garlic popourri brewing at night. Holy water mouthwash is a plus!
My neighbors are Italian…. you wanna trade? I could use some neighbors who don’t like garlic.
WWRRS?
“what would Rob Reynolds say?”
What ever you do, don’t make the classic blunder, and never *ever* invite them inside your house. We’re up to season four of Angel and believe me, them vampires are pretty good at getting themselves invited in.