Is this an offer I can refuse?

This is probably the best offer I’ve gotten all day.

“I’ll shred some paper for you IF you touch my butt.”

Feel free to imagine the circumstances for yourself.

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4 Responses to “Is this an offer I can refuse?”


  1. 1 Amanda

    Hey, when you don’t explain the circumstances you make ‘the person’ sound like a hoe! ;)

  2. 2 Scott Cramer

    Right, and she’s not a hoe. She can just break one with her buttocks. ;-)

  3. 3 eledtacher

    Actually … hoe is garden instrument. A “ho” is a duragatory term for a female, regardless the age. Sad to say, the utbanese (urbanlect) has crept too close the English-speakers. Next, you’ll be pimpin your shredder, and do some sampolin dat azz (sampling of that ass). Your workplace does sound more … soap-operish than my work.

  4. 4 Rachel

    And we are not *always* grammatically correct here, either. They don’t pay us *THAT* well! ;-)

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