I’m doing laundry at 1AM wearing one sandal with a plastic samurai sword down the back of my shirt while eating an Apple Jacks cereal straw.
I’m pretty sure I’m not crazy, but I’m beginning to think I’m not quite right either.
If you’re curious, it’s my left sandal.
Thank God it was your left shoe.. if it was your right that would have proven that you were bat shiat crazy