I ordered a pizza from MJ’s Pizza the other night. A carry out special. Total charge for a large Pepperoni Pizza is $5.25.
I walked in and gave them six bucks.
The guy behind the counter handed me my pizza and looked at me and said:
“Your change is 75 cents.”
“Great, Thank-You” I said, holding out my hand.
He looked at me again and said “Your change is 75 cents.”
Again, I said “Great”, as my hand still hovered over the counter.
Again, he said “Your change is 75 cents.” This time holding 3 quarters about a foot above my hand.
A little perplexed, I looked at him and said “75 cents?”
“yes” came the reply. But the coins were still being clutched about 12 inches above my hand.
Finally. I looked at him and with one last “Thank-You”, I reached up and pulled the coins from his hand. I had to literally PULL them out of his greasy pizza sauce covered fist.
I don’t tip when I pick up a pizza. I certainly don’t tip someone who holds my change hostage.
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