I bought a pizza for dinner tonight from the Pizza Station. It’s like 5 mins from our house, and I used to go there all the time. I sorta know the guy that owns it, and whenever I pick up my pie, we chat for a few minutes. It’s been quite awhile since I’ve been there though. There are like 7 other pizza joints within 4 mins of my house, and I’ve been buying from them lately. (They’re closer ya know.)
I stopped in to pick up my pizza tonight, and he gave me a weird look, and asked what I’ve been up to lately.
I think he knows I’ve been cheating on him with the other pizza joints. I have enough stress in my life. I don’t think it’s right that I feel guilty about eating other people’s pizza.
You pizza, __ore!
You spelled “guilty” wrong.
Did not.
You didn’t print it out did you?
No, but I have a Google Cache of it.
– C.
PROVE I DON’T!