Charlie walked out of the bathroom tonight and yelled for me.
“DAD!”
“What’s wrong Charlie?”
“Dad, I have a bad news and good news. The bad news is the toilet is plugged. The good news is I just pee’d in it.”
After he helped me fix it with the “unplugger” he ran out and told Lori:
“I have good news and no bad news. The good new is we fixed the toilet.”
I just can’t do justice to stories like this in text. You just need to hear them to get the full effect.
It would also probably have to be OUR kid. But if it were my kid doing that, I’d think it was pretty @$%^in’ cute.