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How to Tire Out Your 5 Year Old.

Do you have a 5 year old with a limitless amount of energy?

Well, I’ve figured out how to knock that energy out of them!

Here was my 11 step plan!

1. Take the day off work. I took Tuesday off.

2. After breakfast, fire up the WII and play a couple of interactive games. We played the new transformers game. You could just sit on the couch and play the “couch potato” method, but if you want the best results, it’s important to jump around the family room flailing and punching wildly. Burn those calories baby.

3. Then we headed to the bowling alley and throw a couple of games. Charlie scored a 68 and a 69. He’s consistent!

bowling

4. Next, we went to the roller dome skate to bad 90’s hip hop music.

roller skating

5. It was time for a slowdown, so we headed to the adrenaline pumping TRANSFORMERS Movie. Good flick, and the robot smashing insanity keeps the heart pumping for over 2 hours.

transformers

6. Next was dinner. We visited a new Thai place - “Switta Thai Cuisine.” Good food - I recommend it! Evidently our waitress noticed Charlie was starting to slow down, so she brought him some highly caffeinated drink. I was glad to have our waitress working against us.

7. After dinner it was time to head home to let the dogs out and run them for awhile. They needed to have a break from the cage.

8. 45 minutes later, we were off to the Go-Kart track. As we were passing the Wizards baseball stadium they started their fireworks display. We pulled off the road and enjoyed 15 minutes of free fireworks.

fireworks

9. Next up was the track. We watched a couple of races and then dropped 10 bucks and raced twice. A quick note, go-karts don’t like to go up hills with 250 pounds of cargo. I hate getting passed by 12 year olds. Charlie loved the ride and kept throwing the hang-loose sign at Mom.

gokarts.jpg

10. To finish up the night, 18 holes of miniture golf, complete with a fake erupting volcano. I started keeping score, then Charlie took over. I had a little trouble adding up the score at the end, but I think I got a 42.

mini golf

scorecard

scorecard

11. Once we got home, it was straight to bed. I vaguely remember Charlie falling asleep as I nodded off.

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Sandcrawler Origami.

Charlie folded up a piece of paper tonight, held it up and said,

“Look, it’s a Sandcrawler!”

And you know what? He was right.

I think he’s an Origami prodigy!



Afterwards he laid on the floor playing with it singing “IIIII’m a saaaaandcrawler, IIIII’m a saaaaandcrawler, IIIII’m a saaaaandcrawler.” (sang to the tune of “Oh My Darling Clementine!”)

From now on, he gets to make his own Origami toys. :-)

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ATM’s with English Accents

I drove up to an ATM yesterday with Charlie. What was odd, is that after I put my card in, a female voice started speaking to me… with an English accent. Last I checked, I was over 4000 miles from the UK. I guess we must trust the English more with our money than our neighbors.  Anyway, I’m getting off the point…

So, the bank machine was talking to me, At the end of the transaction, the voice said “Thank-You!” (in an English accent!)

Goofing around with Charlie, I threw out a big “Your Welcome!”

Charlie asked “Dad, why did you say that?”

At this point I thought that maybe I could have a little fun with Charlie and convince him that there was somebody in the ATM machine talking to me.

“I was just being polite! I was just telling that little person who works in the ATM, ‘Your Welcome’.”

Slight Pause

“Dad, there isn’t anyone inside there. That’s a program talking. It’s full of technology. There are just a bunch of wires inside.” after another slight pause “I see technology everywhere.”

“Are you sure Charlie? Because it really sounds like there’s a person in there.”

“I’m sure. There’s just technology in there.”

Great, my 5 year old son has found his inner geek.

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Bees.

Comment from Charlie:

“Bees can’t give you hi-5’s. Know Why? Because they’ll sting you.”

Makes sense to me.

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Free Boat Rides.

Charlie drew a picture of a boat the other day.

I don’t think I’m going to be riding in any boats that looks like this.

Charlies Sailboat

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I feel used, so used.

I just discovered a blog that’s linking to monkeyjack.com.

I clicked over to check out the post and sure enough I found the link.

“http://www.monkeyjack.com/images/blog/9-28-05-lottery-ticket.gif”
They ONLY linked to the scanned image of *MY* Lottery ticket. The lottery ticket that *I* paid $3.00 for! That post cost me $3.00, and now… it’s been stolen by another.
I feel used, I feel dirty. I feel kinda warm inside too.

Cheers softloungeblog dude! Enjoy the ticket. It didn’t do anything for me.

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Damnit.

Yeah… I said damnit while I was on the phone with someone tonight. Charlie was right beside me, and after hanging up I heard:

“Dad, why’d you say damnit?”

“Uh…I’m sorry buddy, that’s a bad word and I shouldn’t have said it.”

“That’s OK Dad.” said in the most innocent tone ever.
It’s great to be forgiven by your 5-year old.

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Good News & Bad News

Charlie walked out of the bathroom tonight and yelled for me.

“DAD!”

“What’s wrong Charlie?”

“Dad, I have a bad news and good news. The bad news is the toilet is plugged. The good news is I just pee’d in it.”

After he helped me fix it with the “unplugger” he ran out and told Lori:

“I have good news and no bad news. The good new is we fixed the toilet.”

I just can’t do justice to stories like this in text. You just need to hear them to get the full effect.

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Chug A Lug.

TODAY:

“Look at me Mom! I’m going to pour my chocolate milk in here!”

Chug-a-lug

TOMORROW:

Chug Tomorrow

They grow up way too fast.

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Hi-Ya!

Charlie Chops Blocks

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