My business partner didn’t heed my warning. I’ve told him time and time again, “Bala Sharks are Jumpers!”
Yesterday he cleaned the fish tank and neglected to close the cover. This morning, the largest Bala Shark (roughly 3″ long) was missing. After an exhaustive search, he was discovered underneath the fish tank stand. The poor petrified Bala Shark (now known as “Jumper”) seemed to be an obvious victim of suicide.
After stopping by to check on Jumper’s younger brother (currently on on suicide watch after the loss of his older brother) I discovered the cover of the tank open once again. After numerous warnings about the danger of leaving the fish tank cover open, it continues to happen. Perhaps this is not a simple case of suicide. Maybe darker forces are at play here, could this be a case of fish homicide? Maybe the tank lid being left open intentionally to lure these poor creatures to their demise. It all looks very suspicious to me.
For those of you wishing to pay your respects, please stop by our offices and former home of beloved Jumper. Jumper is being displayed prominently ontop of the corkboard note bar outside of our offices.
Please send any Flowers or Cash Donations to:
The Jumper Memorial Fish Fund
C/O
Keith Cramer
TMK Enterprises / Wow Fundraising
3912 Option Pass
Fort Wayne IN, 46818
it’s a ghost that’s to blame
Perhaps Jumper saw Grumpy Old Men; so for comic relief he died
You pinned up the fish in the hallway? That’s gross. If it smells like anchovies in the office Monday morning, I’m throwing up in your chair.
No wonder nothing gets done!!!!! You men all play!!!!!
au contrair, I think it’s this blog that jumped the shark.
Bala sharks are so cool…….