Lori had a 44 ounce fountain Pepsi sitting on the table tonight. Over the course of the night, as I would get thirsty, I would just grab it and have a few drinks. I probably drank AT LEAST 12 ounces throughout the night.
After we headed to bed, I noticed her pop on the nightstand. As I was talking to her, I grabbed it and had a big drink. She looked at me and said: “I put some stuff in there to help me with constapation.”
Damn, I guess I know where I’m going to be later.
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