This is my Journey, but you can watch.
My neighbor on the opposite side of the vampires is a fireman. He lives with his fiance.
I know they have to spend long hours at the firehouse - staying overnight and such, so last night I was talking with his fiance and I asked:
“How long are his shifts?”
She stared at me with the strangest look, and finally said:
“OOOhhhh, I missed the letter ‘F’ in your question.”
Yeah, I’d look at someone like they were nuts too if they asked me that question.
My vampire neighbors gave me a mirror the other day.
What do you think that means??
I’d love to blame the publishers of magazines like US, In Touch, People and Star for lousy sensationalist journalism, but ultimately I know it’s the people who buy these rags that are responsible. The formula is pretty simple. Write a story (doesn’t matter how crappy) and if the magazine sells lots of copies, then write a bunch more stories just as crappy as the first.
You might be wondering why I’m bringing this up? A couple weeks ago I was in the grocery line and saw the latest round of crap on the stands. What I saw was so absurd, I just had to snap a couple of pictures.
Four separate magazines all blathering on about some quarrel between Denise Richards and Heather Locklear. I didn’t even realize there was a whole Denise Richards vs. Heather Locklear love hate thing going on! Good thing they slathered it all over their magazines. I’d hate to be out of the know. At least they each got fair cover time.
Looks like “US” magazine is favoring Denise Richards. I’m so glad that “US” is willing to help set the record straight and tell me Denise’s side of the story.
Denise Richards: 1, Heather Locklear: 0
Look, “In Touch” decided to declare war on behalf of Heather Locklear. Time to bring in the army of publicists and start counting the casualties.
Denise Richards: 1, Heather Locklear: 1
Victim or Vixen? Just look at the picture, I think “Star” is playing the Vixen angle.
Denise Richards: 2, Heather Locklear: 1
Betrayal, ooooh, I better read that “People” article, it must be pretty important.
Denise Richards: 2, Heather Locklear: 2
Looks like it’s a tie!
So, when I was looking through my cell phone pictures tonight, I decided to put together this post, then I thought to my self, “Self, what would you like to see on the cover of the next people magazine.” So without hesitation, I threw together my very own People Magazine Cover.
Let me know what yall think.
Evidently I forgot to tell the puppy dogs ALL of the house rules after they moved in.
They didn’t seem to know the “don’t chew on the TiVo remote” rule, or the “Don’t run away with the TiVo remote when your owner is yelling and chasing you around the house” rule.
Both important rules.
I ‘m going to assume that Eko just wanted to watch the second season of Lost (still on the TiVo.)
Maybe TiVo needs to put a Warning label on their remotes. HEY TIVO GUYS, I went ahead and designed the warning label for you, feel free to use it!
For anyone who doesn’t know, we’ve taken in two, yes I said TWO German Shepherd Rottweiler Mix Pups.
They were Born March 6th, 2006 in a Barn near Geneva Indiana. We adopted them on May 13th for Mother’s Day.
Meet Cheyenne and Eko:
Cheyenne
Eko
Here are their parents:
Mom
Dad
They didn’t much like the ride home.
I’ve decided to come out of retirement.
I’m going back to my New Years resolution. Anybody want to start a pool to see how long I can make it? 
“Posting about your blog is the equivalent of biting your lip while dancing.”
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