Tech Support questions depress me.
I was hit with this problem at 8:15 this morning.
ACTUAL DIALOG
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Distressed User: “My monitor is on, but there is nothing on the screen?? Does this mean my monitor is dead??”
Mild Mannered Tech Support Guy (ME): “I’m sure there must be an explanation for your problem! Let ME take a look at it!”
Distressed User: “SEE, look, it’s not working.”
Mild Mannered Tech Support Guy (ME): “Ah!, I see the problem!”
With lightning fast reflexes and pointer finger extended, Mild Mannered Tech Support Guy (still me) launches into action,
“CLICK”
and turns Distressed User’s computer on.
Mild Mannered Tech Support Guy (ME): “There, your computer is now on!”
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I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry…