My neighbor on the opposite side of the vampires is a fireman. He lives with his fiance.
I know they have to spend long hours at the firehouse - staying overnight and such, so last night I was talking with his fiance and I asked:
“How long are his shifts?”
She stared at me with the strangest look, and finally said:
“OOOhhhh, I missed the letter ‘F’ in your question.”
Yeah, I’d look at someone like they were nuts too if they asked me that question.
She looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears! What begins with an F and ends in uck? That’s right, firetruck. So … hare long are his shiFts?